Photo of the Week: Invaluable Advice

Mentoring

Remember when you were younger and had a coach, teacher, or mentor that you took every word in as if it were, well, the golden truth?

Great advice all around?

For me, I’d say that sort of thing lasted until sixth grade or so… It was around then that I’d pretty much figured out that the people doing most of the talking were the ones that were usually nothing more than hot air…

An old English teacher immediately comes to mind…

A great example in today’s world is Chris Matthews. Or Rush Limbaugh. Pick your poison…

When I originally shot this photo I thought I’d captured a great shot — you know, a timeless photo that captured an old timer passing his vast life long knowledge on to the next-next generation.

Then I noticed the kid’s face.

Yeah, he’s not buying it.

If I were to ever speak, in person, to Jim Cramer, well, that’s exactly what my face would look like.

Probably not outwardly, I mean, I like to think that I’m able to hide my skepticism a little better…

But I might wear the helmet.

Posted on November 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm by Brainy Smurf
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What’s in a Wardrobe?

AP PhotoWhile I can’t say that I supported the Republican ticket this time around, I find it quite ridiculous that one of the top post-election stories is centering around Sarah Palin’s wardrobe expenses.

Still? What, is Joan Rivers a newsroom director now? This is such a non-story, I can’t even believe I’m posting about it…

True, shopping sprees with widely publicized receipts of $75,062 and $49,425 are something that most Americans can’t really come to grips with.

I know I can’t.

I used to dream about winning those 60-second Toys-R-Us shopping sprees they used to advertise each year. Remember those? Man, that would have been sweet to win one of those…

But did you ever read the fine print? They always excluded Lego, Barbie, G.I. Joe, electronics, and anything in the ever-popular bike aisle… Pretty much everything anyone would want was off-limits.

Um, what was left to stuff into your cart? Board games? Yeah, no thanks…

I digress…

Combined, the balance on my mortgage is less than her apparent tab. Sure, that’s something to be upset about. Maybe that’s why it’s a headline?

But the part that stands out most for me is that Sarah Palin is being attacked not for spending so much but for how much over budget she went.

A McCain aide named Nicolle Wallace mentioned that Palin’s instructions were to go out and find six suits to wear during the final weeks of the campaign. Sounds reasonable.

Actually, considering how many stops she was making per day, it almost doesn’t sound like enough.

No matter, the aide casually tossed out that her “budget was $20k-$25k…”

Wh-what?

That’s how the McCain camp has justified their, in my opinion, unfair lashing of Sarah Palin?

Um, okay, so she went a little crazy with the company credit card — I’ll give them that — but if you want to connect with voters, or even your base, you might not to mention what the actual budget was…

I mean, on the high end, that works out to nearly $4200 per outfit?!

I don’t care where you shop — that’s a lot of money.

The most overpriced store I can think of in my area is Nordstrom (who would pay $245 for a tie?!) and I’m pretty certain that I’d have a hard time ringing up a bill that high.

I’d go so far as to say that my entire wardrobe, from birth to age 32 is just now approaching that number. That “number” being the $4200, not the $25k.

Now I realize that a VP candidate, especially a female VP candidate, can’t exactly dress the way I do.

I mean, I’m certain her shoes cost 300% more than mine, but still… There are just some things that the campaign shouldn’t publicize…

Posted on November 6th, 2008 at 8:25 pm by Brainy Smurf
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Overheard on the Front Porch…

I swear, I didn't shoot him...  But I did give him the Burger King crown...While handing out Halloween candy on Friday night, and dreading the reaction of some of the children at the sight of our entry room, we received some conflicting reports…

In years past, when it wasn’t a disaster zone — just an ugly room, we’d gotten comments like, “I like your reindeer” in reaction to the deer head we once had mounted on the wall or “Oooooh! I LOVE Harry Potter” in reaction to a bus shelter poster we once had up. The older kids would usually be very interested in the stand-up arcade game.

Now that we’ve torn the room apart, the “reindeer” is in the attic — partly because it’s kinda creepy and partly because I’d consider myself to be anti-hunting, and all too often people would ask if it was “my” kill.

Sorry, I couldn’t shoot Bambi.

I’ll keep his head in my attic, but I won’t shoot him.

The Harry Potter poster has been moved upstairs to our “computer” room where I’m typing this right now. It’s just a really nice poster — not nearly as tacky as it might sound.

And the arcade game, well, it’s still down there as Heather noticed, but for Halloween this year, I left it unplugged and I hid it behind a photo backdrop in an attempt not to draw *any* attention to my house.

So, pretty early on in the evening, a little girl at the door blurted out, “This is a really cool house!”

Well, that was unexpected. Maybe this was the same little girl that thought we had Rudolph mounted to the wall a few years ago and never forgot.

Or, perhaps, she was just being polite, like so many of the kids were.

A little off topic, but the lack of parity is disturbing. Most kids at least say “Thank You!”, but many of them, dare I even say MOST, went so far as to say “Happy Halloween” or “Have a great night!” too as they ran off with handfuls of candy.

When I was still trick or treating, I don’t ever remember saying much more than “Trick or Treat!” followed by a quick “Thank You!”. Seems the kids are getting more and more polite.

And then some high schooler comes to the door, not in costume, and doesn’t even say “Trick or Treat”… Yeah, reality comes crashing back…

So, anyway, back to the little girl that thought we had a cool house… I’m not sure where that came from, or if that was her own personal version of “Have a great night!”, but it left me really confused.

What was she looking at?

Are kids impressed by vinyl siding? I should hope not…

Then, another kid, a boy this time who I think lives next door (he was in costume, so I can’t be certain), rang the doorbell. As soon as my wife opened the door and even before he said “Trick or Treat!”, he said, “Woah, did a bomb go off in here or something?”

Yep. That’s the reaction I was dreading…

But who could blame him?

Posted on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm by Brainy Smurf
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I Got Tagged

I usually don’t do this stuff, mostly because I feel like I’m usually the last to be tagged but also because I don’t like to brag about myself.

I kid.

New blogger MoneyMate Kate tagged me this morning for the latest, um, “chain post” and, at first, I dismissed it but after further thought (in the shower), I changed my mind.   I’m going to bite.

And now for the rules as detailed as far back as I was willing to follow the chain:

1. To link the tagger and provide the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blogs.

I’m skipping rules three and four. It’s not that I’m “Captain No-Fun”, I just have a feeling that everyone I’d tag has already done this.

So, here goes…

Seven things about Brainy:

  1. I’ll be supporting Barack Obama on Tuesday.

    Not really a surprise, I mentioned that once already. But I’m not voting for him. I can’t.

    I mentioned that too, but what is new is that I can’t vote for anybody anywhere. I can’t vote in the United States because I’m not an American citizen. And, I can’t vote in Canada, where I am a citizen, because I haven’t lived there in the past five years. What a rip off.

    And you’d have to think, if ACORN were as guilty of specializing in voter fraud as they’ve been made out to be, why haven’t I been contacted? I’m exactly what they’re apparently looking for…

  2. I wear argyle socks. Almost exclusively. (and Mom, I’d like a few pairs for Christmas.)
  3. I haven’t had a real haircut in over 18 months. And only once or twice have I been the obvious victim of a home haircut gone wrong.
  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Entertainment Tonight attended my high school graduation. Both witnessed the head of the Board of Education mispronounce my name though she lived just two houses away and had known me since the age of 7. Sometimes I still wonder about that.
  5. I graduated from high school twice. Someday I’ll explain that further. No, sadly, it wasn’t a do-over to pronounce my name correctly. It’s… complicated.
  6. The first job I had out of school only paid $6 per hour. I still hold the same position.
  7. I got married in Las Vegas. For real. To a woman I’d just met. Okay, that second part is an exaggeration…

How was that?

Oh, and Happy Halloween!

Posted on October 31st, 2008 at 7:25 am by Brainy Smurf
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So, the Cat’s Out of the Bag…

The Cat’s Out of the BagI’ve been living in squalid conditions for over a year.

Rice and beans, beans and rice, right?

I was too “busy” paying down my debt to notice, right?

Cutting corners, you know, to save money?

That’s how I can justify how horrible that room looks…

Please?

Well, not exactly.

While I am horribly ashamed of that photo of the entry way to my home, the rest of the house isn’t like that at all.

If it were, I mean, dontcha think I’d be a prime candidate for the police to come barging through the door with a camera crew in tow for a taping of the show Cops?

The setting is almost too perfect. All it needs is a plaid couch with cigarette burns in the cushions and domestic beer cans strewn randomly about the floor…

My crime would be driving without a front license plate. (Did you know that they’re required?)

“Suspect is a white male of average build. Last seen driving a late model BMW in the vicinity of Gargamel’s castle…”

But now that I’ve shamed myself on the internet (what was I thinking?), it’s time to get things moving on this room (and entire first floor, while I’m at it) and set up a budget for 2009 to pay for it all, which I’ll start in November.

In the months ahead, I have one bill to pay that will likely be paid from my savings account. My horrible homeowners insurance premium is $902 (ouch!) and it’s due on December 18.

Aside from that, though, the month-to-month finances should remain consistent from here on out. No trips planned, no weddings scheduled, no huge holiday expenditures on the horizon, and we never really spend much for our birthdays (which are in the summer anyway). Basically, it’s an empty schedule.

Also, in an effort to speed things up even more, I’m going to try to get my wife on board — wipe out her credit card and boost her savings. A lot.

But my savings need the most work…

Resorting back to what worked so well while paying down debt, I realize that the only way to go is to make it automatic and then, if anything is left over, keep throwing that on to the pile too.

At the height of my pay down, it wasn’t unusual for me to make 7-8 payments to the same creditor in a week’s time. I’ve got to grow my savings the exact same way. If I find $5 in my winter coat pocket, that’s enough to initiate a transfer. Just do it.

So what’s my ultimate plan?

I’d like to be able to save up at least 1/3 of the cost of the remodeling cost before we get started. I’m not saying that I’ll use it all at the onset of the project, but for peace of mind, if nothing else, I want to have it available before I commit myself to such a huge debt load.

The remaining 2/3 would be financed on credit cards.

I know, I know, if you’re new to this site, that must sound crazy. Who’s willing to charge that much?

Well, that’s the method we used on the siding project and it was a whole lot more cost effective than the more common home improvement loan route we took for the roof the year before.

If you’ve got the right cards, the right offers, and a zero balance, you can borrow tens of thousands of dollars at well under 5 percent. No bank or contractor can offer financing that approaches that.

So, to begin, I’m going to continue the auto savings plan I started this month where I’m transferring $400 per month into an ING savings account. I may not reserve it for a vehicle purchase anymore, but I’m not going to cancel the transfer series either.

I was also planning to step up my extra mortgage payments from $50/week to $165/week to keep me on pace to have the mortgage paid off by 2015, but now, instead, I’m going to send that to my savings account plus what I would have been contributing to my savings account anyway and all of my passive income.

All together, on a good month (you know, when my clients actually pay their invoices), that would be around $2310 going in to savings right off the top. That’s freakin’ huge.

Basically, almost $10k every 4 months.

Sounds lofty. Borderline un-realistic.

Probably is.

I’m not really sure, I’ve never not had huge bills to pay…

The plan starts next week.

Posted on October 29th, 2008 at 8:46 pm by Brainy Smurf
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Another Big Ole Financial Fork in the Road…

Financial CrossroadsIn three weeks time I’ll be eligible to call into the Dave Ramsey show and Dave will ask me how much I paid off, how long it took me, and what my household income is…

He’ll then ask my wife’s name and then we’ll do the countdown together, “Three… two… one… WE’RE DEBT FREEEEEEEEEEE!” and he’ll hit the sound effect button from the movie Braveheart.

Then he’ll ask what the last bill I paid off was and what was the hardest part about becoming debt free.

It’s all very predictable. I already know how it goes, so I’m not going to bother calling in. I don’t like to think of myself as that exciting, you know?

Besides, my story is kinda bland.

The hardest part was waiting for each pay day — time was the hardest part. I knew how to get “here”, I just didn’t enjoy waiting for the paychecks to come in.

And the last bill I’ll pay off is a 0% interest credit card.

Hardly the type of story he’s looking for…

Anyway, I’ll soon find myself with a lot more cash on hand each payday. In fact, that’s already happened — I’ve spent a lot of money already this month just knowing that there aren’t any large looming bills to come in the mail.

That’s coming to an end in November.

So, I’ve started putting together a new budget that will continue to pay down our mortgage at an accelerated, yet comfortable, pace and one that will hopefully make my savings account grow equally as fast as the balance of my 401k has been dropping of late.

What am I saving for?

I’m not sure.

No, that’s not true.

I know what I’m saving for, I just don’t know yet how much I’ll need. And I’m afraid to find out how much I’ll need because it might be more than I can imagine saving for.

Make sense?

Plain and simple, the entire first floor of my house needs to be remodeled. And we’re not talking about a coat of paint and some new lamps…

It needs to be gutted. We need new floors, new walls, new ceilings, new wiring, new plumbing, etc… We need everything.

As it stands right now, it’s an embarrassment — so much so that I almost don’t want to hand out Halloween candy this year because of the small glimpse of the interior that the kids will be able to see.

Yeah, it’s that bad.

Hang on, let me take a picture.

See what I mean? This is the entryway to my home. Mouseover it, you’ll see what I’m talking about. Not what you expected, huh?

It’s looked like this for over a year now. Really.

Now I’m sure you understand my plight.

I just spent all of the these years paying down my debt to get to this spot where I am right now…debt free. And now I’m in a position where I’ll need to spend $30k, $40k, maybe even $60k in one shot and put myself deeper in debt than I ever was before.

Yikes.

I can’t really imagine saving up $30k, let alone twice that! But seriously, look at that place? It *needs* to be done and the sooner the better.

One route would be to just deal with it for another few years (can you imagine?) and save like crazy until we can afford it.

The other route would be to get on the horn, get a few contractors over here for estimates, and get it done in the not too distant future while saddling ourselves with payments for next few years…

Obviously, I’m leaning towards the latter route. See, the roof and siding projects we took on between December 2006 and July 2007 cost us a little over $40k total — and here we are, already, lining up to be debt free in November 2008. While it felt like it took forever, it really didn’t.

History tells me that it’s possible for us to pay for a project this big, but my gut tells me that I want out of this $2500/month-to-creditors cycle… It’s worn me down.

Or maybe it’s walking into my house and seeing that scene above that’s been wearing me down…

Posted on October 28th, 2008 at 9:32 pm by Brainy Smurf
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Photo of the Week: The Great Pumpkin

The Pumpkin Patch

I don’t know how many places still give you a free hay ride out to the pumpkin patch, or how much longer any of them will continue to do that sort of thing, but it sure beats buying a pumpkin at Walmart or at some roadside stand.

There’s really no comparison.

This past weekend, my wife and I went in search of the “Great Pumpkin“.

Due to our Florida trip the previous weekend, we were a bit later in the season than we usually are so there were slim pickins out in the field — as you plainly can see.

No matter though, we still picked out our “Great Pumpkin” for under $10 and now we’re ready for Halloween.

So if you haven’t picked up your own “Great Pumpkin” yet, I really suggest you find a local pumpkin patch — it’s just a lot more fun making an event out of it.

Posted on October 21st, 2008 at 7:28 pm by Brainy Smurf
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Spending Your Savings — It’s Not Easy…

Nintendo Entertainment SystemIt’s funny how as you get older, parting with huge sums of money gets more and more difficult…

Just days into my plan of making car payments to myself, and feeling pretty good about it too, commenter Cath recently mentioned that, though she’s doing the same thing, she’d have a hard time parting with all of that saved up money in one shot

I found the comment pretty intriguing and, after thinking about it some, I think I’m exactly the same type of person.

Let’s fast-forward 4-5 years and say that my “auto” savings account has grown to around $20k. My current vehicle isn’t getting the job done and I’m car shopping.

I don’t know that I’d be able to just wipe out all of that savings in one fell swoop.

That’s probably because I’m a hoarder. A collector. An accumulator.

But I wasn’t always that way…

The first big ticket item I ever really religiously saved up for was the Nintendo Entertainment System.

It came out when I was in the fourth grade. Jay Mooney, who was more of an acquaintance than a friend, lived up the street and was the first person I knew to actually get one. It was awesome.

I mean, it blew my Atari 2600 out of the water. Clear out of the water.

It was even better than Intellivision. Even the rich kids with Colecovision were jealous of Jay Mooney.

I wanted one. Bad.

One problem, though.

It was expensive and my parents weren’t about to spring for it.

It’s funny, to this day, I’m not really sure my mom can even pronounce Nintendo correctly… She wasn’t alone either. A number of my friend’s parents referred to it as, “Intendo”. Weird.

Maybe that’s why none of us actually got a Nintendo for Christmas in fourth grade (or fifth) — our parents were looking for something called the “Intendo” Entertainment System instead.

Any way, it was apparent that this was something that I was going to have to save up for myself.

At the time, the version I wanted (the one that came with the gun for DuckHunt) was $199.99 at Toys-R-Us.

Earning a sporadic $5/week wage (allowance) and $5 per lawn mow during the summer, it seemed as if I’d never get there.

And I didn’t.

The next door neighbor and I suffered the entire summer between 4th and 5th grade playing “Pitfall II” and “Congo Bongo” on the Atari 2600 on a 13-inch black and white television knowing full well that up the street, Jay Mooney was playing Mach Rider in full color.

We did the same the next summer too.

Looking back, we probably should have pooled our money.

Apparently the idea of “sharing” never crossed our minds.

But I remember getting really excited when I’d reached the $50 mark. I’d never had that much money in my life.

I could finally start to imagine having my very own Nintendo. To speed up the pace, I started pilfering $1/day from the lunch money my mother would give me each morning.

Being the dork that I was, I remember ironing all of the $1 bills I had so that they looked really cool all in a stack. I even taped a piece of paper around them like they do at the bank.

As months turned into years, it started to feel like I’d never make it, but I held on to the goal.

One day, the Nintendo Entertainment System would be mine.

Thankfully, at that point in history, Nintendo didn’t have any real challengers (like XBOX or Playstation), otherwise I’d have had to rethink my planned purchase.

Then, as luck would have it, my stash of cash got a major boost when my uncle slipped me a $100. “Shhhh… don’t tell your dad…”

I had enough!

I didn’t tell my dad about the $100, but it had to be pretty obvious. I mean, where would I have gotten a nice crisp $100 bill? Seriously…

My parents drove me down to KB Toys at our local mall (now torn down) and I had the privilege of asking to purchase one of their big ticket items. You know, the stuff that was kept behind glass…

It was so cool walking out of there.

That night, the Atari was disconnected for all eternity.

My sister and I hooked up the Nintendo full of excitement only to realize that, while we now had a Nintendo of our own, we only had two games (Super Mario Bros. and Duckhunt) and we’d played both of them to death over the past few years at friends’ houses.

Making matters worse, *everyone* had those two games, so we couldn’t even use them as trade bait. No one wanted to borrow those two games.

It was pretty horrible stomping on goombas and koopa troopas without any sort of challenge.

The light at the end of the tunnel was, as it turned out, well, boring.

That first night, in one sitting, I played through all 24 levels to win the game. Levels 7-1, 7-2, and 7-3 are easily the most difficult.

Back to saving I went…

Thankfully, while the system itself was too expensive for my parents to buy for us, the games were not.

Unfortunately the games I remember getting for Christmas were forgettable titles like “Jordan vs. Bird” and “A Boy and his Blob“…

A couple of years later, it was another year of saving for the Sega Genesis…

Rinse and repeat, really.

But now, like Cath, I can’t imagine spending every last penny in one shot — even if I’d saved up for it.

Already, now, I’m excited by the twelve cents of interest I’ve earned so far…

I almost think that I might prefer to pay back debt rather than eliminate my savings to prevent taking on debt…

Weird…

Posted on October 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am by Brainy Smurf
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